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Monologues – Euan Milne
EUAN MILNE: Hi. My name is Euan Milne, and I go to North Sydney Demonstration School. And today I'll be performing my monologue called The New Way of Speaking. Hello, I'm the prime minister of Australia, and I'm here today to address some issues. Our time here in lockdown has been tough, especially for the states that have been in lockdown, but I would like to assure you that everything will now be heading back on track.
First of all, I would like to start off by implementing a new way of speaking. It is called the COVID Safety Speaking, otherwise known as the CSS. I heard that the English were doing it, and I thought, why not we use it and call it our own because I'm just that good when it comes to helping my country.
First of all, when we speak, we let out many germs, especially when using the letters T and P. So from now on when we want to use the letter T, we will be using an N. And when we want to use the letter P, we will be using an I. So I believe nis is very impornan because nis will help our counry very much. Nank you. Nank you very much. OK, maybe we shall do it after this press conference because I am already too overwhelmed from lockdown and I just feel as though we need to slow it down a bit, people.
Anyway, next on our priority list I would like to make us all have American accents because when they speak they let out less germs, but somehow they still have more cases. I really don't get it. Anyway, like my friend Mr Biden, we shall all be having American accents. But say, you do not want to use your American accent, you can also have an Indian accent, an Irish accent, or a British like my friend Mr Boris Johnson. Ha, ha, ha. Nank you so much for all coming, and I hope no see you soon imilemning these rules in your everyday life. Good day.
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