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Film By the City 2023 - 08. Croydon Public School - The Rise of the Ibis

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[dramatic violin music playing]

GIRL: Ahem.

ROMAN: Ah! Sorry, didn't see you there. Croydon Public School is a lovely, lovely place, but there is one big problemo, folks. And that one big problemo, folks, is ibises. Ibises have been taking over the world and the school. Wait, wait. Is that my tuna sandwich?

GIRL: (SINGING) Ah. Tuna sandwich.

[laughter]

[sombre violin music playing]

ROMAN: [crying] That was my lunch! Ah! [crying]

Ibises are taking over, but it's not because of the ibises. It's because of us. Students of Croydon Public School have been not putting their rubbish in the bin where it belongs, but on the ground. You may ask, why are the students doing it? And all I can say is, I don't know.

Maybe it's because they're lazy, or they don't care about each other's hygiene or the environment. And look at all this disgusting ibis poo. It's horrible.

We will be strong. This is our battle, and we will win. The only enemy is yourself. Croydon Public School and the world, let's stop littering.

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