[upbeat music playing]

BRYAN GOSTLING: Good day, mates. Give me your eyes, Bryan Gostling with a T. And I'm honoured to introduce these hot ladies. Our first judge is Vanessa Van.

VANESSA VAN: Hello, darlings- and some unfortunate looking peasants. Yes, you. I am talking to you.

BRYAN GOSTLING: Thanks a bunch for coming, Vanessa. And I would kind of like to invite Penelope thee.

PENELOPE: Well, this place is a let down. It's even uglier than her.

BRYAN GOSTLING: Look her in the reflection, honey. Put your hands together for our first contestant, Elsa.

ELSA: Hello, today, I will be performing a cup song. Thank you for watching.

[buzzer]

VANESSA VAN: No, that's just annoying. Not only is it just noise, nothing about me in it.

BRYAN GOSTLING: Next, we have the one, the only, Moana.

MOANA: La-da-da, inhale. My name's Moana. I'm in town. I'm going to win, you going down. You won't be cast in this play or the show. I'll get the part and we'll know.

[buzzer]

PENELOPE: Get off the stage now. I did not enjoy anything about that.

[buzzer]

BRYAN GOSTLING: Personally, I think the award goes to me.

PENELOPE: Congratulations, Brian.

BRYAN GOSTLING: Thank you. Thank you.

PENELOPE: Heads up, Brian. We love you.

BRYAN GOSTLING: Love you.

ALL: I want to see your dance on your feet. I want to see you dance to the beat. I want to see your dance on your feet. I want to see you dance to the beat.