[sad piano music playing]

ELLIE: The other day when I was making my lunch for school, my dad came up to me. And he said, did you hear the rumour about the butter? I said, no. What happened? And he said, no, I don't want to spread it.

STUDENT 1: It's OK.

STUDENT 2: Can you please share your experience?

GRACE: Yesterday my dad celebrated telling the worst joke ever.

JASMINE: There was nobody even listening.

ADAM: Hey, Grace, what do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated. Have fun, bye.

STUDENT 2: So tell me why you got detention.

EDDY: My dad told me that Cinderella was a terrible handball player.

JACOB: Yeah, and?

EDDY: Because the coach is a pumpkin, sorry.

JACOB: Is that why you kicked the ball away?

EDDY: Yeah. I'm so sorry.

JACOB: It's fine, man.

GRAEME: Hey, Peggy. You forgot your lunch again. Have a great day. Hey, did I tell you why golfers have two pairs of socks?

PEGGY: No.

GRAEME: Because they might get a hole in one. See you later.

JASMIN: I can't believe your dad just did that.

STUDENT 3: Your dad tells the worst jokes.

STUDENT 4: Yeah, that is so true.

WILL: Oh, [inaudible], you guys excited for the grand final tonight?

MALACHI: Yeah.

WILL: Oh, I'm so excited.

MALACHI: Well, I can't even watch the grand final at home. All my dad does is say lame dad jokes all the time.

WILL: What's the dad jokes?

GEMMA: Yesterday I was doing my maths homework. My dad said to me, why is 10 afraid of 7? I'm like, I don't know. Why? And then he said, because 7 ate 9.

SPEAKER 1: How do you feel about that?

GEMMA: I'm so sorry. I just--

ANDY: Hey, lads. Big shift, wasn't it?

BILL: Yeah.

ANDY: You know what my wife, Ana, told me? She told me I should get in shape by doing some lunges. You know what I told her? I told her it'd be a big step forward.

[laughter]

[tapping pencil]

DAD: Bedtime, oh, good. You're in bed. Hey, I just burned 200 calories.

STUDENT 5: How?

DAD: That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven before I take a nap. Ha, ha, ha.

RAY: Kids today, they don't know the true value of the dad joke.