STUDENT: Our master plan work, boss, is successfully kidnapped the child.

STUDENT: We gave her an offer of $0.20, and 10 minutes later she was wrapped in duct tape.

STUDENT: (SINGING) You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy.

STUDENT: Hey, kid. You want $0.20?

STUDENT: Give me! Give me!

STUDENT: Follow us.

STUDENT: Lock her up, boys.

STUDENT: Well, we already have.

[cellphone rings]

STUDENT: OK, we'll get to the bottom of that. Bye. Hello, Jasmine.

STUDENT: Hello, Avi.

STUDENT: You've been away from the office a lot lately.

STUDENT: Yeah, sorry.

STUDENT: Well, we have a new case.

STUDENT: Really? What is it?

STUDENT: A small child has gone missing.

STUDENT: Really? That's horrible.

STUDENT: I bet we can do it.

STUDENT: Yes.

ANNOUNCER: Meanwhile--

[music playing]

[tyres skidding]

STUDENT: Well, Rock, we're here at the evil villain store.

STUDENT: Yeah, they must have added a whole new story to this. Remember the last time we came?

[police sirens approaching]

STUDENT: No.

STUDENT: We robbed the flippin' store!

STUDENT: Ah, yes. I remember.

STUDENT: Quick! The cops are here!

STUDENT: Let's duck down.

[siren passes]

STUDENT: Hey, guys. What brings you here at this time?

STUDENT: What do you mean? It's 1:00 PM.

STUDENT: Was it about the incident last week?

STUDENT: Actually, yes. [inaudible] was kidnapped last week.

STUDENT: Well, we have nothing to do with this. He wanted to buy a bottle of water and I wanted to buy a LEGO set.

STUDENT: Well, you can get back to it, gentlemen. Wait--

STUDENT: Run!

STUDENT: Run!

STUDENT: I didn't get my coupon.

STUDENT: Shame, I guess.

[music playing]

STUDENT: That's weird.

STUDENT: Oh, what is it?

STUDENT: Well, this looks like it's [inaudible] someone's [inaudible] planned it. And look up there. [inaudible]

STUDENT: Oh, my god.

STUDENT: Hi, guys.

STUDENT: Hi, Jasmine. Yeah, so basically the two criminals have, like, a really low IQ. So kidnapping by themselves just doesn't seem right. They must have a boss.

STUDENT: And all these police files are [inaudible]. You were there, or you planned it.

STUDENT: Well, that's amazing research and stuff, guys. But I-- I have, like, a little appointment or something, and it's-- it's, like, on the other side of town. So I--

STUDENT: Oh, OK. We understand. We'll call you if we find out anything else. Oh, wait.

STUDENT: Uh!

STUDENT: No, you forgot your coffee.

STUDENT: The FBI was this close to finding out who I really am.

STUDENT: Not my fault.

STUDENT: We need to up the game!

STUDENT: OK. So you're saying--

[police siren]

[screaming]

STUDENT: Don't run from the law!

[roadrunner effect]

STUDENT: Uh!

STUDENT: Ah!

STUDENT: Uh!

STUDENT: Oh!

STUDENT: I'm sorry. You were my friend, but now you have to do the time.

STUDENT: You're under arrest.

STUDENT: No, please! I'm young! I'm free! Ah! Oh, no!

STUDENT: You're coming down to the station.

STUDENT: Go away for a long time.

[click]

STUDENT: Uh, this is all your fault.

STUDENT: No, it's not.

STUDENT: Lights out, maggots!

STUDENT: No! I'm scared of the dark!

[music playing]