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Film By the Northern Rivers 2023 - 02. Alstonville Public School - Nefarious or Not
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STUDENT: Our master plan work, boss, is successfully kidnapped the child.
STUDENT: We gave her an offer of $0.20, and 10 minutes later she was wrapped in duct tape.
STUDENT: (SINGING) You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy.
STUDENT: Hey, kid. You want $0.20?
STUDENT: Give me! Give me!
STUDENT: Follow us.
STUDENT: Lock her up, boys.
STUDENT: Well, we already have.
[cellphone rings]
STUDENT: OK, we'll get to the bottom of that. Bye. Hello, Jasmine.
STUDENT: Hello, Avi.
STUDENT: You've been away from the office a lot lately.
STUDENT: Yeah, sorry.
STUDENT: Well, we have a new case.
STUDENT: Really? What is it?
STUDENT: A small child has gone missing.
STUDENT: Really? That's horrible.
STUDENT: I bet we can do it.
STUDENT: Yes.
ANNOUNCER: Meanwhile--
[music playing]
[tyres skidding]
STUDENT: Well, Rock, we're here at the evil villain store.
STUDENT: Yeah, they must have added a whole new story to this. Remember the last time we came?
[police sirens approaching]
STUDENT: No.
STUDENT: We robbed the flippin' store!
STUDENT: Ah, yes. I remember.
STUDENT: Quick! The cops are here!
STUDENT: Let's duck down.
[siren passes]
STUDENT: Hey, guys. What brings you here at this time?
STUDENT: What do you mean? It's 1:00 PM.
STUDENT: Was it about the incident last week?
STUDENT: Actually, yes. [inaudible] was kidnapped last week.
STUDENT: Well, we have nothing to do with this. He wanted to buy a bottle of water and I wanted to buy a LEGO set.
STUDENT: Well, you can get back to it, gentlemen. Wait--
STUDENT: Run!
STUDENT: Run!
STUDENT: I didn't get my coupon.
STUDENT: Shame, I guess.
[music playing]
STUDENT: That's weird.
STUDENT: Oh, what is it?
STUDENT: Well, this looks like it's [inaudible] someone's [inaudible] planned it. And look up there. [inaudible]
STUDENT: Oh, my god.
STUDENT: Hi, guys.
STUDENT: Hi, Jasmine. Yeah, so basically the two criminals have, like, a really low IQ. So kidnapping by themselves just doesn't seem right. They must have a boss.
STUDENT: And all these police files are [inaudible]. You were there, or you planned it.
STUDENT: Well, that's amazing research and stuff, guys. But I-- I have, like, a little appointment or something, and it's-- it's, like, on the other side of town. So I--
STUDENT: Oh, OK. We understand. We'll call you if we find out anything else. Oh, wait.
STUDENT: Uh!
STUDENT: No, you forgot your coffee.
STUDENT: The FBI was this close to finding out who I really am.
STUDENT: Not my fault.
STUDENT: We need to up the game!
STUDENT: OK. So you're saying--
[police siren]
[screaming]
STUDENT: Don't run from the law!
[roadrunner effect]
STUDENT: Uh!
STUDENT: Ah!
STUDENT: Uh!
STUDENT: Oh!
STUDENT: I'm sorry. You were my friend, but now you have to do the time.
STUDENT: You're under arrest.
STUDENT: No, please! I'm young! I'm free! Ah! Oh, no!
STUDENT: You're coming down to the station.
STUDENT: Go away for a long time.
[click]
STUDENT: Uh, this is all your fault.
STUDENT: No, it's not.
STUDENT: Lights out, maggots!
STUDENT: No! I'm scared of the dark!
[music playing]
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